Your Favorite Martian Lyrics
"White Boy Wasted"

We're about to get White Boy Wasted

Your Favorite Martian and Dumbfoundead
Getting crunk up in here!
We're about to get White Boy Wasted
We stumble to the house party already buzzed
We get retarded when we start drinkin' Bacardi because
Getting wasted in the basement is our only obligation
Plus we don't know the meaning of the word "moderation"

I'm, I'm crude when I talk
Shirt off, fist fighting every dude on the block
And then I'm hugging you like I ain't gonna see you again
Like "dude I freakin' love you man!"
I'ma drunk dial my ex-girlfriend
But first I have to pass out and yack in the downstairs bathroom
So raise your red cups up and make noise
'Cause we drink like upper middle class teenage boys

Oh, it's the weekend
And you know what that means
Oh, it means it's time to party
(It's time to party)

White Boy, White, White Boy Wasted
White Boy, White, White Boy Wasted
White Boy, White, White Boy Wasted
White Boy, White, White Boy Wasted

White Boy, White, White Boy Wasted
White Boy, White, White Boy Wasted
White Boy, White, White Boy Wasted
White Boy, White, White Boy Wasted

White, White Boy Wasted

Yo, last night I partied up at a frat house
It was full of college kids singing along to Smash Mouth
Half of them passed out
A fat dude with his ass out
Looking like John Belushi in the movie Animal House
All of a sudden somebody yelled out, "keg stand!"
Two jocks with tube socks and sweatbands
They pointed at me and carried me by my legs, man
I had to do it; it probably wasn't the best plan
Next thing you know
It's beer pong and takin' Jagger shots
Now I'm in the corner and throwing up morning tater tots
Pissin' on police cars
Yelling out I hate the cops!
White boys with dreadlocks
Now give me major props

Oh, it's the weekend
And you know what that means
Oh, it means it's time to party
(It's time to party)

White Boy, White, White Boy Wasted
White Boy, White, White Boy Wasted
White Boy, White, White Boy Wasted
White Boy, White, White Boy Wasted

White Boy, White, White Boy Wasted
White Boy, White, White Boy Wasted
White Boy, White, White Boy Wasted
White Boy, White, White Boy Wasted

Oh, it's the weekend
And you know what that means
Oh, it means it's time to party
Party
All I want to do
All I want to do
All I want to do
All I want to do is just get White Boy Wasted

It's the weekend
It's time to party
(It's time to party)

White Boy, White, White Boy Wasted
White Boy, White, White Boy Wasted
White Boy, White, White Boy Wasted
White Boy, White, White Boy Wasted

White Boy, White, White Boy Wasted
White Boy, White, White Boy Wasted
White Boy, White, White Boy Wasted
White Boy, White, White Boy Wasted

White Boy Wasted