Uncle Jim Lyrics
"I Am a 3 Legged Dog"

I am a 3 legged dog
I live in a 4 legged world
I can spin, I can twirl
I can run, I can jump
But some times I trip
On my stump, stump stump,
Stump stump
I am a 3 legged dog

I was not born this way
A speeding car took my paw away
We'd escaped from the yard,
My buddy and me,
Now he's buried out by the tree,
By the tree
I am a 3 legged dog

I tried out for the circus one day
They put me so high on a wire
Just walking down the street is hard enough
As I fell to the net all they heard was my
Ruff Ruff Ruff
I am a 3 legged dog

People always give me a treat
They think my misfortune is sweet
Don't ask me to shake but I'll sit up real straight
If I pee on your shoes, it's not because I'm mean
I am a 3 legged dog