The Vandals Lyrics
"The New You"

now you say that you like me, but you don't "like" like me.
and you say that you love me but you're not "in" love with
me and we should just be friends- but friends shouldn't treat
other friends like that you're not too friendly when you act
like that. every time i call the old you, the new you answers
the phone. i would like to talk to old you , but the new you
says you're not home whatever happened to that girl i knew,
she was just like you- but was way more into me. lately
you've been acting strange, or going through a phase why's it
gotta be like that? the old you dug me, but the new you
snubs me, and asks me to go away but i ain't going away-
every time i call the old you, the new you answers the phone.
i would like to talk to old you , but the new you says "you're
not home" i've been so patient and i'm giving you space i
haven't called all day, but you're still not coming around
you've made a big mistake- that's not a threat no matter how
it sounds things were going so great, but as of late you
haven't much to say the old you loved me, but the new you
snubs me, and asks me to go away but i ain't going away-
every time i call the old you, the new you answers the phone.
i would like to talk to old you , but the new you says you're
not home well now you say that you like me, but you
don't "like" like me. and you say that you love me but you're
not "in" love with me and we should just be friends- but
friends shouldn't treat other friends like that you're not too
friendly when you act like that. should i smash your fucking
head with a baseball bat? and dig around the brains and goo
for something that looks lie old you- every time i call the old
you, the new you answers the phone. i would like to talk to
old you , but the new you says "you're not home" you say
that you like me, but you don't "like" like me....