The Vandals Lyrics
"Disproportioned Head"

If my body was twice the size it was then I might look alright but I don't because,
I've got a disproportioned head.
And the people they point and laugh at me and they tell me its huge cuz honestly-
I've got a disproportioned head.

Don't try to be nice and say, "It's really not that big" cuz I am well aware that you are lying-
about my head
It blocks out the sun like a parasol. And I'm walking around like a Dodger doll
cuz I've got a disproportioned head.

And I can't make it better with surgery. So I'm stuck with this skull that the world can see,
I've got a disproportioned head.

Don't try to be nice to me because you think I'm near. I'm across the street and I can't hear...you
Don't offer advice to me, of hats- perhaps it's all been tried.
They don't really make them in my size.

And I can only fit in convertible cars.
And my mom has a 3-foot cesarean scar, cuz of my disproportioned head
And I'd go ahead and end it now
If I could find a noose that would fit around my huge, disproportioned head

I've got a disproportioned head.
I've got a disproportioned head.
I've got a disproportioned head.