Starbomb Lyrics
"The New Pokerap"

My name's Ash Ketchum baby, my life is back on track!
But I've been in the hospital since Pika shot me in the sack.
And I don't know all the new Pokémon..
Yo, bro I can help you with that!
Hey, Brock!
I'll do all the singing and you take care of the raps.

All right, let's go!
Pickachu, Squirtle, Venusaur, Arcanine, Diglett, Jigglypuff, Muk
Oh, I know these guys!
Asscloud, Nippleclamp, Poopypants, Dingledoodle
Ranchbreath, Turkeyburger, Beefhead, Clyde
Whoa!
Haterade, Bubbledump, Overdraft, Headcheese
Picklefeet, Frontbutt, Softbrick, Commonwhore
Underloaf, Chairwolf, Manateats, Freebase
Nickelback, Lumbersack, Tinyhead, Door!

Are...Are you serious? You're not making those up, those are real?
Haha, you know it bro. Gotta catch'em all!
Well it seems new types of Pokémon are coming out really fast...
Oh, there are more.
Really? Wait...
I'm immediately sorry that I asked!

We've got:
Jigglystuff, Adamsapple, Frognut, Waterbotttle
Candyass, Tracklighting, Piccadilly, Man
Lambourguineapig, Artstudent, Tinkleburn, Flavorsaver
Trainlick, Coffeemunch, Poodlehat, Dataplan
Wondernug, Telechubby, Ravermouse, Milkstain
Yogafish, Oldperson, Freezeclump, Ponysquirt
Oilyshorts, Dadsweater, Poppasquat, Hairystump
Wetsocks, Shatternut, Nudaealarm, Shirt!
They're running out of ideas and I can't take anymore!
Don't worry, there's only a couple left.
How many?
Uhh 300,064.
Nooo....

Stinkledink, Cuddlydeath, Arguemint, Pillowbite
Drumsolo, Actuallysatan, Weenisfriend, Dinobooty
Xanajew, Clevergirl, Straightuptoilet, Whalesnail
Fiddlyfaddlybiddlybaddlydiddlydoodlyhiddlyhoodly
Snaggletush, Poolboy, Drizzlenips, Spatulander
ThumaUrman, Bunchanugget, Mangorubber, Catdeer
Fuglyrump, Phlegmycough, Whiskertoes, Chocolatefart
Freenburglar, Swordtaint, Monkeychunk, Beer!
Fuck it! You know what? I'm going back to the hospital
Ahh! My sack... My sweet, sweet sack...