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"Photoshop In Real Life"

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You pull out your photos of your wedding in the spring
And you'll confronted by your double chin
And your bald spot glistening
You could get a membership at the fitness-hut down the road
Or you could pick your mouse up and slim yourself down,
And even give yourself a 'fro

Your high school reunion is coming next Friday
And you know everyone will ask to see some,
Pictures of the babies that you've made
But the problem is your kid's head is big,
I mean we're talking alien size here
But just cut and paste a hat or at least a do-rag,
And it wont seem so severe

Photoshop your memories.
A picture is worth a thousand words,
So a few white lies shouldn't hurt

Your birthday,
This past Monday,
Was a fun day
Except for one thing,
Your mother in law
Who makes your skin crawl
Stuck her face in every frame
You'd prefer
To remember
That day without
Her tattooed brow
The simpler solution
Decrease the resolution
And crop that woman out

Photoshop your memories
Your real life may be subpar
But you can be
Who you want people to think you are

Make yourself thin
Give yourself abs
Remove that mole
Say no to crack
Say you went to the Alps
In a luxury car
With a Swedish model
Just be all you want
People to you think you are

Photoshop your memories
A picture is worth a thousand words
So a few white lies shouldn't hurt