R. Crumb Lyrics
"Exhibit A"

So the witness takes the stand
Someone nods as my girlfriend walks in
Blows a kiss to the prosecution
Evidence now that I know just how
I got myself into this mess
After a short recess, court is called to order
The court reporter starts to take my defense
I take the stand and I plead eloquently
Without and alibi
My girlfriend winks and waves good bye
I should've had a heart attack
A sharp sort of accident
So I forget all the hand holding I wasted on you
I should've had a heart attack
So let's kiss and make up
If not let's shake hands and break up
On the courthouse steps we sat
No proof that there ever was a past
Beyond the shape, beyond any shadow
Of any doubt the time we spent here
I'm guilty, you're not innocent
I should've had a heart attack
A sharp sort of accident
So I forget all the hand holding I wasted on you
I should've had a heart attack
So let's kiss and make up
If not let's shake hands and break up