Pam Tillis Lyrics
"Betty's Got a Bass Boat"

Now Betty was your average ordinary girl
Never wanted very much out of this world
Just an occasional dinner and twirl
From a regular guy

So Betty sat up one lonely night
Trying to figure out what a man might like
Then like a bolt right out of the blue
She got herself a plan

Betty's got a bass boat,
Betty's got a truck,
All of a sudden things are looking up
She's the most popular girl in town,
since she got a new camper and a huntin' hound
Might be coincidental
Oh you just might never know
Oh, but things sure got a lot better since Betty got a bass boat

Now lately getting a date isn't all that hard
There's a half a dozen bubba's fightin' in the yard
She won 'em over with her southern charm
And a satellite dish

Now Betty can't believe her popularity
She's thinkin 'bout marketing her recipe
So ironic and the funny thing is
She never even liked to fish

Betty's got a bass boat,
Betty's got a truck
All of a sudden things are looking up
She's the most popular girl in town
Since she got a new camper and a huntin' hound
Might be coincidental
Oh you just might never know
Oh, but things sure got a lot better since Betty got a bass boat

She's got bowling shoes
She can't lose
She's got those boys just blowin' their fuse
She's got a big screen
She's in the in scene
They're even gonna make her strawberry queen

Betty's got a bass boat
Betty's got a truck
All of a sudden things are looking up
She's the most popular girl in town
Since she got a new camper and a huntin' hound
Might be coincidental
Oh you just don't ever know
Oh, but things sure got a lot better since Betty got a....
Ooooh
Things sure got a lot better since Betty got a bass boat

Hey look at Betty
Look at her go
Bye bye
Bon voyage