Nate Schultz Lyrics
"No Pun Intended"

See I got so many puns Jack Daniels couldn't handle it
Not even remotely close to knowing where the hell to channel it
Would worry about my lines like a bitch who's 49
But now I see your brain is spinning so I know that you're a fan of it
I can admit I'm probably not the greatest rapper
So my presence in the game is in the bag I'm the master
Georgia on my mind cause I'm always rocking braves hats
No pun intended I don't even have to say that
Number 2 pencil whenever I write shit
So they press play and never hit pause like Mike Vick
Even though it tastes strong I've been drinking all week
Rhyming psyche with Nike I'm good at thinking on my feet, word

Just got off the phone with Captain Morgan, yeah I call my own shots
I'm never sticking to the plan when I drink so no scotch
Ha, I'm not a thug just a witty tall fellow
See my verse on Rap Genius the lyrics are all yellow
White like a Marshmallow now they want s'more
So give me the credit I'll rip it and wreck it and never regret it I'm what you adore
Hands up like 11:04 man you know I never lose
Always sober on stage fans never give me booze
And I'm aiming to be a celeb so I'm shooting for the stars
The way I play on words it's like I'm spitting monkey bars
See I'm so far from average if you know what I mean
I put the wit in without a doubt the greatest lyrics on the scene, ahh