Mr. Gasser & The Weirdos Lyrics
"Ratfink High"

They call me a surfink
Well that's not what I think
There ain't nothing I done wrong
I got my letter to put on my sweater
Man like you know I hate to boast
And at Ratfink High I don't hide that's where I belong

They call me a surfink
Well that's just what they think
They don't know how neat I am
I'm hip and I'm cool and I play in the school band
Seventh oboe tenth row in the stand
And at Ratfink High I don't hide that's where I belong

Ra! Ra! Ratfink High!
Hit 'em, hit 'em but don't make 'em mad
Ra! Ra! Ratfink High!
Rock 'em boys, sock 'em boy then you'd better run
And at Ratfink High I don't hide that's where I belong

If you were a surfink
You'd know just what you'd think
There ain't nothing I can't promote
Being a surfink it ain't such a bad thing
Man like you know I'm never wrong
And at Ratfink High I don't hide that's where I belong

Ra! Ra! Ratfink High!
Go, go, get out there and play
Ra! Ra! Ratfink High!
Take off your helmets and kick 'em with your feet