Motion City Soundtrack Lyrics
"Antonia"

She makes a lot of abstract art.
She haggles for the cheapest price.
She never orders take-out food before ten o'clock at night.
She's really into snowmobiles.
She owns a lot of nice flashlights.
She cares for all the stupid cats that never found their way home.

She shaves her legs with Ginsu Knives.
She quotes a lot of Annie Hall.
She misplaced her virginity back in 1995.
She's what's keeping me alive.
She's the pizza of my eye.
Without her near me, I would not survive.

It gets cold when she's not around.
I float until I sink and I'm swallowed up.
It's so cold when she's not around.
I'll wait for her to come home and tell me I'll be fine.

She's always eating Captain Crunch.
She's sings a lot of Ben Folds Five.
She's scared to death of cobra snakes,
Just like Indiana Jones.

She tells the dumbest knock knock jokes.
She drinks a lot of chardonnay.
She hates the way I comb my hair,
But she married me last June.
She was the bride, I was the groom.
I cried a lot and then we spooned.
Without her in my life, I would be doomed.

It gets cold when she's not around.
I float until I sink and I'm swallowed up.
It's so cold when she's not around.
I'll wait for her to come home and tell me I'll be fine.
Tell me I'll be fine.

She loves the smell of Christmas trees.
She sneezes when she sees bright lights.
She fainted on the kitchen floor,
When her father passed away.
Our baby girl is due this May.
And when the little lady grows up,
I hope that she will be just like her mother.