Mark Chesnutt Lyrics
"Think Like a Woman"

(Tony Martin - Mark Nesler - Jim Collins)

I'm standin' with somethin' in my hand
That don't look too flower like
She slammed the pretty part in the door jamb
Left me and the stems outside
On my way back from fishin I thought
If I brought a dozen roses home
She'd smile when I told there was one
For each day that I'd been gone.

Chorus:
I tried to think like a woman
Find where that pretty head was at
I tried to think like a woman
But I don't guess a woman thinks like that.

Now I'm underneath the window with my guitar
In the backyard soakin wet
She poured what I'm afraid might've been
Toilet water on my head
I thought when she heard the song
I wrote on my way back into town
It would cool her off
But it appears to work the other way around.

Chorus:
I tried to think like a woman
Find where that pretty head was at
I tried to think like a woman
But I don't guess a woman thinks like that.

I'm just gettin comfortable
In the doghouse when she pulls the curtains,
And I see her peekin out
Well, I lay here lookin sad awhile
Suffer some and then she smiles
It's all slowly dawnin' on me now.

Chorus:
I tried think like a woman
Where she wanted me was right where I was at
I tried to think like a woman
If I was sweet, thought she'd cut me some slack
Oh. but I don't think a woman thinks like that.

Ha, I know she don't!...