Jimmy Fallon Lyrics
"Chris Rock Was My R.A."

Well my freshman year had an awesome RA.
i had the best RA in the world. i wish
u was with me all my 4 years.
his name is Arnold baldwin. we had this RA.Arnold
Baldwin. hes this big tall skinny black guy.
he talked exactly like chris rock.
we loved him because he didnt give a crap about us.
he didnt care. hes like,
"im your RA!Resident Assistant! Resident Assistant! im not the resident
council! im not the resident mother! i dont need to know everything! your
friends throwing up in the bathroom i dont need to know!
everybody throws up
hes lucky he made it to the bathroom!
just give him a tick tack and a pillow
and leave em alone! leave em alone!
i dont need to know! your sweet mate is
smokin crack, i dont need to know!
just tell him to ex hale through a empty
toilet paper roll stucked with dryer sheets!
make it smell like the mountain
springs freshes of crack! i dont need to know!
i dont need to know if u gotta
40 oz beer ball keg playin bing ball
flip cup century club got zoomy zoomy goin
on i dont need to know cause i dont care!
yo girlfriend broke up wit u, i dont
care! yo roomate is a pain on the ass, i dont care!
u made a booty call fo in
the mornin and she got a friend, i care! remember me!