Happy Campers Lyrics
"I Got Abducted By Aliens"

One day as alien landed in my backyard.
At first I thought it was Captain Picard,
but then I saw green tentacle things and I knew it
wasn't good tidings that they bring.
I got abducted by aliens. They electro beamed me up
to their ship. Strapped me to a table and I heard something
rip. It was my skull they cut it in half.
Tickled my brain and made me laugh.
I got abducted by aliens. Blubbering like a bay I confessed
all my sins. In my arms and legs they stuck some pins.
Jabbed a metal probe up my butt and back on Earth they
call me a nut. I got abducted by aliens.
They dropped me off and then they cruised.
As I lay there feeling used and abused and now they
say my brain is out of whack.
Just because I'm waiting for my alien friends to come
back. Come back Come back, Come back. I got abducted by aliens