Hale and Pace Lyrics
"The nun's song"
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Coversation;
Nun 1
Good morning sisters
Sisters
Good morning mother superior
Nun 1
You are all novices
Nun 2
Which means you have no vices
Nun 1
But before you take your final vows of chastity we feel there's
something you ought to know
Sister? (directed at nun 2)
SONG STARTS
Nun 2
A rubber is simply and eraser
Nun 1
Knickers are thieves on the hole
Nun 2
A G-string is found on a cello
Nun 1
A brassiere is used for burning coal
Nun 2
Fanny is another name for Francis
Nun 1
A cock wakes you up in the morn'
Nun 2
A dyke stops water overflowing
Nun 1
A bugler is a man with a horn
Nun 1 and 2
Gay means happy, a pussy is a cat
Nun 2
A shag is a seabird, and that is that!
Nun 1
Dick is a short name for Richard
Nun 2
A knob will open up the door
Nun 1
And the frost on the lawn in the winter is what we call a whore
Nun 2
Doggy fashion is a poodle in a jacket
Nun 1
Roger is just a persons name
Nun 2
A codpiece is a snack made by findus
Nun 1
A portion is several of the same
All
Gay means happy, a pussy is a cat
Nun 1
An erection is a building, and that is that!
Nun 1
Young ladies it is worth explaining, we only get wet when it's raining
Nun 2
And I think you ought to know for a starter, that a bishop that is
flogged is a martyr
Nun 1 (talking)
Now sisters, let's see what we've learned!
Nun 2
What's an eraser?
Novice sister 1
A rubber
Nun 1
Knickers?
Novice sister 2
Are thieves on the hole
Nun 2
What's on a cello?
Novice sister 3
A G-string
Nun 1
A brassiere?
Novice sister 1,2,3
Used for burning coal
Nun 2
Correct!
Another name for Francis?
Novice sister 4
Fanny!
Nun 1
A cock?
Novice sister 5
Wakes me up inte the morn'
Nun 2
What stops water overflowing?
Novice sister 6
A dyke
Nun 1
And a bugler?
Novice sister 1,2,3,4,5,6
A man with a horn
Nun 1 and 2
Knickers, thieves, pussy, cat, G-string, cello
Richard, dick, knob, door, frosty, whore
All
Knickers, thieves, pussy, cat, G-string, cello
Richard, dick, knob, door, frosty, whore x2
Gay means happy, a pussy is a cat, a shag is a seabird, and that is that!
Nun 1
Good morning sisters
Sisters
Good morning mother superior
Nun 1
You are all novices
Nun 2
Which means you have no vices
Nun 1
But before you take your final vows of chastity we feel there's
something you ought to know
Sister? (directed at nun 2)
SONG STARTS
Nun 2
A rubber is simply and eraser
Nun 1
Knickers are thieves on the hole
Nun 2
A G-string is found on a cello
Nun 1
A brassiere is used for burning coal
Nun 2
Fanny is another name for Francis
Nun 1
A cock wakes you up in the morn'
Nun 2
A dyke stops water overflowing
Nun 1
A bugler is a man with a horn
Nun 1 and 2
Gay means happy, a pussy is a cat
Nun 2
A shag is a seabird, and that is that!
Nun 1
Dick is a short name for Richard
Nun 2
A knob will open up the door
Nun 1
And the frost on the lawn in the winter is what we call a whore
Nun 2
Doggy fashion is a poodle in a jacket
Nun 1
Roger is just a persons name
Nun 2
A codpiece is a snack made by findus
Nun 1
A portion is several of the same
All
Gay means happy, a pussy is a cat
Nun 1
An erection is a building, and that is that!
Nun 1
Young ladies it is worth explaining, we only get wet when it's raining
Nun 2
And I think you ought to know for a starter, that a bishop that is
flogged is a martyr
Nun 1 (talking)
Now sisters, let's see what we've learned!
Nun 2
What's an eraser?
Novice sister 1
A rubber
Nun 1
Knickers?
Novice sister 2
Are thieves on the hole
Nun 2
What's on a cello?
Novice sister 3
A G-string
Nun 1
A brassiere?
Novice sister 1,2,3
Used for burning coal
Nun 2
Correct!
Another name for Francis?
Novice sister 4
Fanny!
Nun 1
A cock?
Novice sister 5
Wakes me up inte the morn'
Nun 2
What stops water overflowing?
Novice sister 6
A dyke
Nun 1
And a bugler?
Novice sister 1,2,3,4,5,6
A man with a horn
Nun 1 and 2
Knickers, thieves, pussy, cat, G-string, cello
Richard, dick, knob, door, frosty, whore
All
Knickers, thieves, pussy, cat, G-string, cello
Richard, dick, knob, door, frosty, whore x2
Gay means happy, a pussy is a cat, a shag is a seabird, and that is that!