Dean Martin feat. Jerry Lewis Lyrics
"Tonda Wanda Hoy {From At War With the Army}"

(Jerry Livingston, Mack David)

It's easier to say I love you than tonda wanda hoy comma kalai
And wouldn't you rather say I love you than tonda wanda hoy comma kalai
It's easier to spell kiss me dear than tonda wanda hoy comma kalai
And wouldn't you rather hear kiss me than (tonda wanda hoy comma kalai.)

To quote a famous Yale professor
Osculation is a sensation that is nice (so nice)
If you should ask a Harvard lawyer
He'll charge you twenty dollars and he'll give you this advice.

It's easier to say I love you than tonda wanda hoy comma kalai
And wouldn't you rather say I love you than tonda wanda comma kalai
(According to a famous Yale professor quote)
Osculation is a sensation that is nice (unquote.)

(If you should ask a Harvard lawyer)
He'll charge you twenty dollars and he'll give you this advice.

It's easier to say I love you than tonda wanda hoy comma kalai
(And wouldn't you rather say I love you than tonda wanda comma kalai)
(Tonda wanda comma kalai.)