D. Wreckah Lyrics
"Hollyhood"

If Micheal Jackson's dead,
Then who's this in my bed?
Must be Janet instead
I'm not ashamed they look the same
Hey Ke$ha baby
I tried to call your cell phone
You were probably busy singing TiK ToK
And left your Nuva Ring in your mailbox (What?)
Hey Justin Bieber
You're all grown up inside your head
How are you a superstar?
Superstar's don't piss their bed (Moooom!!!!)
Hey Snookie Jersey Shore
You shouldn't need no more
You're getting' kinda fat
And no one likes a chunky whore (Oh Muy Gowd Seriously)

In Hollyhood everything's fantastic
In Hollyhood cuz everyone is plastic

Oh John Mayer
Gimme back yo hood pass
Everytime you open ya mouth
You let drama come out ain't nobody like yo ass
That may be Perez Hilton
He done gone all full tiltin'
That New Years kiss done left him pissin'
His little peepee's wiltin'
Mrs. Lohan what we gonna do
Girl you gettin' older
I think the Parent Trap was the last time you were sober
You doin' all that coke
Cuz you're career's a joke
So just go to the inside cuz yo ass goin' broke
In Hollyhood everything's fantastic
In Hollyhood everybody's plastic
Hi Lady Gaga
Your nose is all like My God!
I asked to bend you over
Seriously come over
I'd do Rihanna
I'd do Beyonce and Shakira
Hell I'd do Betty White and watch the action in the mirror
I had a moment with Taylor Swift
I was all up in it
Kanye bust in the door like "Hold up Imma let you finish"
I guess in reality I'd do every chick I could
I never realized how much I was just like Tiger Woods

In Hollyhood everything's fantastic
In Hollyhood cuz everybody's plastic

Now Lil' Wayne in jail
I'm all like What the hell?
I went and set his coke on fire cuz I can't make his bail
But that shit didn't work
Yo ass is locked up for a year
I got a blunt for you when I break yo ass Outta there

In Hollyhood everything's fantastic
In Hollyhood cuz everybody's plastic
In Hollyhood cuz everybody's plastic
In Hollyhood