Colonel Les Claypool's Fearless Flying Frog Brigade Lyrics
"Ding Dang"
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They used to call him N*gger Boy when he was but a tyke
So he grew up to be an angry young man
They said "Run now, N*gger Boy" at football games in high school
He grew up to be an angry young man.
If they'd called him a mother or a neighbor or a cousin
Then the would would be less one angry young man
But they called him little N*gger Boy when he was but a tyke
So he grew up to be an angry young man
They called him little white trash when he went down to the schoolyard
So he grew up to be an ignorant man
They said "Hey little white trash! You ain't got no shoes on"
So he grew up to be an ignorant man
If they'd called him a mother or a neighbor or a cousin
Then the would would be less one ignorant man
But they called him little little white trash when he was but a tyke
So he grew up to be an ignorant man
A-ding dang
Hey ho!
A-ding dang
Hey ho!
A-ding dang
Hey ho!
No matter where you are, there you go!
They called him Michael the liar when he was but a tyke
So he grew up to be an incarcerated man
They said "Hey little liar, we're gonna fill your mouth with dishsoap"
He grew up to be an incarcerated man
If they'd called him a mother or a neighbor or a cousin
Then the would would be less one incarcerated man
But they called him little little white trash when he was but a tyke
So he grew up to be an incarcerated man
But they called Michael a liar when he was but a tyke
So he grew up to be an incarcerated man.
A-ding dang
Hey ho!
A-ding dang
Hey ho!
A-ding dang
Hey ho!
No matter where you are, there you go!
They used to call him faggot because they didn't like his hairstyle
He grew up to be a bitter young man
"They said, "Hey little faggot, we're gonna get you're ass in dodgeball."
So he grew up to be a bitter young man
If they'd called him a mother or a neighbor or a cousin
Then the would would be less one bitter young man
But they called him little faggot 'cause they didn't like his hairstyle
So he grew up to be an bitter young man
But they called Michael a liar when he was but a tyke
So he grew up to be an bitter young man
A-ding dang
Hey ho!
A-ding dang
Hey ho!
A-ding dang
Hey ho!
No matter where you are, there you go!
So he grew up to be an angry young man
They said "Run now, N*gger Boy" at football games in high school
He grew up to be an angry young man.
If they'd called him a mother or a neighbor or a cousin
Then the would would be less one angry young man
But they called him little N*gger Boy when he was but a tyke
So he grew up to be an angry young man
They called him little white trash when he went down to the schoolyard
So he grew up to be an ignorant man
They said "Hey little white trash! You ain't got no shoes on"
So he grew up to be an ignorant man
If they'd called him a mother or a neighbor or a cousin
Then the would would be less one ignorant man
But they called him little little white trash when he was but a tyke
So he grew up to be an ignorant man
A-ding dang
Hey ho!
A-ding dang
Hey ho!
A-ding dang
Hey ho!
No matter where you are, there you go!
They called him Michael the liar when he was but a tyke
So he grew up to be an incarcerated man
They said "Hey little liar, we're gonna fill your mouth with dishsoap"
He grew up to be an incarcerated man
If they'd called him a mother or a neighbor or a cousin
Then the would would be less one incarcerated man
But they called him little little white trash when he was but a tyke
So he grew up to be an incarcerated man
But they called Michael a liar when he was but a tyke
So he grew up to be an incarcerated man.
A-ding dang
Hey ho!
A-ding dang
Hey ho!
A-ding dang
Hey ho!
No matter where you are, there you go!
They used to call him faggot because they didn't like his hairstyle
He grew up to be a bitter young man
"They said, "Hey little faggot, we're gonna get you're ass in dodgeball."
So he grew up to be a bitter young man
If they'd called him a mother or a neighbor or a cousin
Then the would would be less one bitter young man
But they called him little faggot 'cause they didn't like his hairstyle
So he grew up to be an bitter young man
But they called Michael a liar when he was but a tyke
So he grew up to be an bitter young man
A-ding dang
Hey ho!
A-ding dang
Hey ho!
A-ding dang
Hey ho!
No matter where you are, there you go!
This song is from the album "Purple Onion".