brentalfloss Lyrics
"Zelda With Lyrics [Nes - Overworld Theme]"

Do you recognize this music?
Well, duh!
Why?
'Cause it's the motherfuckin' Legend of Zelda!

Here we go now!

I'm an old man and this cave is my home
Take this, it's dangerous to go alone

Now, journey across a spooky land
You hold in your hand
A sword that shoots laser beams
Won't you feel like a man
Dressed up like Peter Pan?
On a quest greater than your dreams!
(Than your dreams, than your dreams, fleemy geemy deemy)

Go, Link, from here to over there
You'll find Ganon's lair
Come on, it's your destiny!
Trust the hero inside, but if you're terrified,
Purchase the strategy guide from me
(Fourteen dollars, also tax, here ya go now)

Zelda is helpless and distraught
But mostly she's hot
So hurry!

Just steady thy course
Go find that Triforce
Then take it by force!
And maybe she'll touch your wang
Touch your wang, touch your thang
Rang-a-dang-a-lang-a

Go, Link!
Get your man on!
Seek out Ganon!
Go invade his barricade!
Stick your blade in, save the maid and
You just might get
Laid!
Whoa-oh-whoa-whoa-whoa

It's dangerous to go alone
Take this!