brentalfloss Lyrics
"Bubble Bobble With Lyrics"

Bub and Bob are dinosaurs who frolic in the nude
And they capture folks in bubbles and then turn them into food
So when their girlfriends are abducted by a penis in a cloak
Bub and Bob begin an epic quest and it's no freakin' joke!

Bubble Bobble (Bubble Bobble!)
This game was real (This game was real!)
Bubble Bobble (Bubble Bobble!)
What's the appeal? (What's the appeal?)

I've heard it's so addictive, you'll die
But I don't see why (Round two, ready go!)

I'll just play one more round of executing everything I see
Grab a dead bad guy banana and then hey I'm in round three
Whoa, I just got a bubble bonus and my points are going strong
Maybe I'll just play a little more, I'm sure it's not that long

Bubble Bobble! (Bubble Bobble!)
I took the bait (I took the bait!)
Bubble Bobble! (Bubble Bobble!)
Is sorta great! (Is sorta great)

I found a water slide in round five
Good god, I'm alive

Okay so bubbles, murder, bubbles, murder, cocktail, water slide
Bubbles, murder, murder, peach, banana, what a frickin' ride

So many patterns, murder, patterns, bubbles, jeez, it never ends
Now I don't remember much about my life and work and friends

Bubble Bobble! (Bubble Bobble!)
Make bubbles pop! (Make bubbles pop!)
And once you pop! (And once you pop!)
You just can't stop! (You just can't stop!)

I got to round 30 and wow
This is my life now

A life of burgers, bubbles, letters, bubbles, secret rounds and fruit,
You can spell "extend" but there's no end,
Just shoot and hop and shoot

And as you feel your brain dissolving into every checkered square
Take some comfort in the fact that you're just over halfway there

Bubble Bobble! (Bubble Bobble!)
Why did I try? (Why did I try?)
There's Bub and Bob. (There's Bub and Bob.)
But who am I? (But who am I?)

There's only bubbles for me now
Must end this, but how?

Round 54! (Round 54!)
Round 61! (Round 61!)
Round 83! (Round 83!)
What have I done? (What have I done?)

Hey, I just beat the boss and I win!
Now it wants me to play again?
Aw, heck