Biz Markie Lyrics
"Just A Friend"

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Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date,
But a year to make love she wanted you to wait?
Let me tell ya a story of my situation.
I was talkin' to this girl from the U.S. nation.
The way that I met her was on tour at a concert.
She had long hair and a short miniskirt.
I just got on stage drippin', pourin' with sweat.
I was walkin' through the crowd and guess what I saw.
I whispered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth so I can ask you some
questions to see if you're 100 proof."
I asked her her name. She said, "Blah-blah-blah."
She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra.
I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused.
I said, "How do you like the show?" She said, "I was very amused."
I started throwin' bass, she started throwin' back mid-range.
But when I sprung the question, she acted kinda strange.
Then when I asked, "Do you have a man?"
She said, "No, I don't. I only have a friend."
Man, whatever!
Whatever, man! This is I'm goin' to sing.

You got what I need,
But you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend.
Oh, baby, you got what I need.
But you say he's just a friend,
But you say he's just a friend.
Oh, baby, you got what I need,
But you say he's just a friend,
But you say he's just a friend.

So I took blah-blah's word for it at this time.
I thought just havin' a friend couldn't be no crime,
'Cause I have friends and that's a fact like Agnes, Agatha, Germaine and Jack.
Forget about that.
Let's go into the story about a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me.
So we started talkin', gettin' familiar,
Spendin' a lot of time so we can build up a relationship or some
understanding.
How it's gonna be in the future we was plannin'.
Everything sounded so sweet and dandy.
I had no idea I was in for a treat.
After this was established, everything was cool.
The tour was over and she went back to school.
I called every day to see how she was doin'.
Every time that I called her, it seemed somethin' was brewin'.
I called her room, a guy picked up, but then I called again.
I say, "Yo, who was that?" "Oh, he's just a friend."
Man, whatever!
Don't give me that! Don't even give me that!

You got what I need,
But you say he's just a friend
And you say he's just a friend.
Oh, baby, you got what I need,
But you say he's just a friend,
But you say he's just a friend.
Oh, baby, you got what I need,
But you say he's just a friend,
But you say he's just a friend.

So I came to her college for a surprise visit
To see my girl, that was so exquisite.
It was a school day.
I knew she was there the first semester of the school year.
I went to a gate to ask her where was her dorm.
This guy made me fill out a visitor's form.
He told me where it was and I was on my way to see my baby doll,
I was happy to say.
I arrived in front of the dormitory.
"Yo, could you tell me where is door three?"
They showed me where it was for the moment.
I didn't know I was in for such an event.
So I came to her room and opened the door.
Oh, snap! Guess what I saw?
A fella tongue-kissing' my girl in her mouth.
I was so in shock, my heart went down south.
So please listen to the message that I send,
Don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend.
This song is from the album "diabolical: The Biz's Greatest Hits", "Biz Never Sleeps" and "Ultimate Diabolical".