Alan Jackson Lyrics
"A Million Ways To Die"

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verse 1
Cowboys and pioneers, come lend your eyes and ears
I've got the need to testify
Don't try to fill your nest out in the open west
'Coz there's a million ways to die

verse 2
Six bullets in the gut or just a paper cut
Too many ways to quantify
They'll cut your ankle off to cure a minor cough
'Coz there's a million ways to die
A million ways to die

verse 3
It's a hundred and one in the shade of the sun
If you fall asleep, you fry
A million ways to die
You can live like a saint but there just really ain't
No avoiding a million ways to die

verse 4
Smallpox and bigger pox, and deadly tomahawks
Or God forbid you steal a pie
They'll blast you into shards for bein' good at cards
'Coz there's a million ways to die

verse 5
Out on the desert plains it hardly ever rains
And you can hear coyotes cry
They'll eat you up and then they'll s**t you out again
'Coz there's a million ways to die
A million ways to die

verse 6
With a whoosh and a whack there's a knife in your back
'Coz you got a fancy tie
A million ways to die
It's a kick in the pants but you don't have a chance
Of escaping a million ways to die
A million ways to die