Adam Brand Lyrics
"I Did What?"

I woke up this morning
smelling like lemons
Salt on the back of my hand
Mouth was so dry, I couldnt even spit
My eyes felt like they were full of sand
I called Troy Jenkins to see if he survived
My head pounding like a stone
he started reeling off things I did last night
as I cried out over the phone

CHROUS
"I did what? I smooshed Who?
Oh tell me the boss wasnt there
and
when i stripped of my jeans
and did a slide in my underwear
I did what?
I mooned who?
Oh this time I guess I crossed the line
There'll be hell to pay
but what can I say
I must have had a real good time

Troy laughed and said
some guy named Red
has been looking for you all night
and oh by the way
his girl said to say
"just come back any old time."
Troy went down the list of of the things I'd done
As I cried out in misery
I was thinking real hard about leaving town
and changing my identity