30 Dirty Thoughts Lyrics
"Acapulco Daddy"

I'd just lost my job and thought to myself
Well what could I have done with all that pile of wealth
Then my buddy he calls with an implulsive notion
Says he's heading down south to the Pacific Ocean
I said "Hey now! (hey now!
) ... I don't speak a word of the tongue down there"
He said "Hey now (hey now!
) ... I promise you'll love the sweet tropical aira

I called up a cab, and headed to the airport and wondered
what I had in store
My adventure had begun with some gringo fun, fo'shore. Fo' shore!

On our first day out and there she was
A little vision of pink and a scent of flowers
I said "Hi, how are you?" and soon our lips met
Then we danced the night away in a pool of sweat
I said "Hey now! (hey now!
) ... You could be the most beautiful girl I've known."
She said "Hey now! (hey now!
) ... I think I'm falling in love with your cheap cologne."

The day turned to the night and the night turned to day
and we talked and we laughed all our doubt away
And when we said goodbye I was on cloud nine
and I knew I'd never be alone cuz it goes

I never knew in Acapulco
a kiss could change my whole life story
What was supposed to last a weekend
ended with me as a brand new daddy

I was suddenly woken from the night before
by a furious father at my front door.
Clutched in his right hand was a civil war musket
The look on his face said I couldn't be trusted

I said "Hey now! (hey now!) ... We never went past second base"
He said "Hey now! (hey now!) ... As a man you are a complete disgrace"

Last night you got my daughter three months pregnant,
you disrespected me my son
Despite his lack of logic,
his weapon dictated that we marry that day under the Mexican sun and so

I never knew in Acapulco
a kiss could change my whole life story
What was supposed to last a weekend
ended with me as a brand new daddy

whooooaaaaaaaaa

Now I'm a proud father of some
never really sure where my kids come from
My wife is loyal, my life is bliss
although she gets pregnant every time we kiss cuz

I never knew in Acapulco
a kiss could change my whole life story
What was supposed to last a weekend
ended with me as a brand new daddy

(Elvis Voice)
Now I'm a proud father of some
never really sure where my kids come from
My wife is loyal, my life is bliss
although she gets pregnant every time we kiss