"Weird Al" Yankovic Lyrics
"Stop Draggin' My Car Around"

Had to park my car for just five minutes
Hato go inside to use the phone
Wen Icame out again my car was gone now
I didnt know it was a loading zone

What a bummer I was so brought down
I chased that towtruck all over town singing
Stop draggin my, stop draggin my
Stop draggin my car around

Took my baby to the local disco
I was jumping like a maniac
Till the owner cam and pulled me off the floor
Then he took me to his little office in the back
He said I really like your snaggle tooth necklace
Your pants are groovy and your hairs ok
But man that car of yours is so uncool
Like wow I'm sorry but we towed it away

Stop draggin my, stop draggin my
Stop draggin my car around

Now I'm at home im watching Gilligans Island
Guess its time to trade my old car in
For $20 and my '64 Plymouth
Maybe I can get a second hand Schwinn
Look out thee window theres a towtruck in the driveway
I grab the driver and I ask him why
He said im sorry kid your late with a payment
It's time to kiss your little car goodbye

Stop draggin my, stop draggin my
Stop draggin my car around

stop draggin my car around
Listen, the checks in the mail, no really
Stop draggin my car around
Aww, I just got the hubcaps painted
Stop draggin my car around
Wait, I left some sourpuss' in the back seat