Train Lyrics
"50 Ways to Say Goodbye"

My heart is paralyzed
My head was over sized
I'll take the highroad like I should

You said it's meant to be
That it's not you it's me
You're leaving now for my own good

That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

She went down in an airplane, fried getting suntanned
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me help me I'm no good at goodbyes

She met a shark underwater
Fell and no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me help me I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died

My pride still feels the sting
You were my everything
Some day I'll find a love like yours (A love like yours)

She'll think I'm Superman
Not Super Minivan
How could you leave on Yom Kippur?

That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

She was caught in a mudslide, eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
Help me help me, I'm no good at goodbyes

She dried up in the desert, drowned in a hot tub
Danced to death at an east side night club
Help me help me I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died (Died, Died)

I wanna live a thousand lives with you
I wanna be the one you're dying to
Love, but you don't want to

That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

She went down in an airplane
Fried getting suntanned
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me help me I'm no good at goodbyes

She met a shark underwater
Fell and no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me help me I'm all out of lies

She was caught in a mudslide, eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
Help me help me, I'm no good at goodbyes

She dried up in the desert, drowned in a hot tub
Danced to death at an east side night club
Help me help me I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died