Tom Waits Lyrics
"(Opening Intro)"

Well, an inebriated good evening to you all
Welcome to Raphael's Silver Cloud Lounge
Slip me a little crimson Jimson
Give me the low down bro. What's the scoop Betty Boob?
I'm on my way into town
Christ I'd rather
Like to thank Dewana for opening the program for us
I'm so goddamn horny
The crack of dawn better be careful around me, oh well
I wanna pull on your coat about something here tonight, yeah
Little news I'd like to throw your direction
See I, I used to know a girl, yeah
And it was a hubba, hubba ding dang ding
I said baby you've got everything.
A week later it was a hubba, hubba
And ding dang dong, baby this sure didn't last too long
I know that things are tough all over, ain't getting any better
I was moose, kinda swiffle a little bit of a kinda
Emotional weather forecast for you this evening
What I'm talking about is
Well you know I've been playing nightclubs
And staying out all night long, coming home late
Gone for three months
Come back and everything in your refrigerator turns into a science project
So you get designs on a waitress, you know
She's got three or four kids
She's sorting out her checks and she's counting out her change and you say
"Hey baby, heat me up a bear claw on the radar range"
Well and than it gets real cold