The Wurzels Lyrics
"I've Got A Brand New Combine Harvester"

I drove my tractor through your haystack last night
I threw me pitch fork at your dog to keep quiet
Now something's telling me that you've avoiding me,
Come on now darling,
You got something i need.

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'Cause I got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key
Come on now, let's get together
In perfect harmony
I got 20 acres and you got 43
Now I got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key.

She made I laugh

I'll stick by you and give you all that you need
We'll have twins and triplets
I'm a man built for speed
And you know I'll love you darling
So give me your hand
Oh, the thing I want the most is all that acres of land.

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For seven long years I've been alone in this place
Pigs sleep in the kitchen
It's a proper disgrace
Now if I cleaned it up, would you change your mind?
I'll give up drinking Scrumpy
And that lager and lime.

Course.

Who loves you baby?

Weren't we a grand couple at that last Wurzel dance?
I wore brand new gaiters and me corduroy pants
In your new Sunday dress
With your perfume smelling grand
We had our photos taken, us holding hands.

Now I got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key
Now that we're both past our 50's I think that you and me
should stop this gallivanting
And will you marry me?
'Cause I got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key.

Arr, you're a fine looking woman
And I can't wait to get me hands on your land.

You're a fine looking woman.