The Simpsons Lyrics
"Who Needs The Kwik-E-Mart"

whether igloo hut or lean-to
or geodisic dome
there's no place that i have been-to
that i'd rather call home

when i first arrived you were all such jerks
but now i've come to love your quirks
maggie with her eyes so bright
marge with hair by frank lloyd wright
lisa can philosophise
bart's adept at spinning lies
homer's a delightful fella
sorry 'bout the salmonela (he- he thats OK)
who needs the Kwik-E-Mart
now here's the tricky part
oh won't you rhyme with me?
who needs the Kwik-E-Mart
their floors are Stick-E-Mart
they made dad Sick-E-Mart
lets Hurl a Brick-E-Mart
the Kwik-E-Mart is really d'oh
who needs the Kwik-E-Mart
not me
who needs the Kwik-E-Mart
not me

who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? i dooooooo