The Simpsons Lyrics
"Bagged Me a Homer [From the Episode Colonel Homer]"

Oh, the bases were empty on the diamond of my heart
When the coach called me up to the plate
I'd been swingin' and missin' and lovin, and kissin
My average was point double-o eight

So I spit on my hands
Knocked the dirt from my spikes
And pointed right towards center field
This time I'm hittin' the home run, this time love is for real

I'll slide, I'll steal, I'll sacrifice a lovin' fly for you
I've been slumpin' off season
But now I've found the reason
I've struck on a love that is true

I used to play the field, I used to be a roamer
But season's turnin' around for me now
I've finally bagged me a Homer
That's right, I've finally bagged me a Homer