The Rocky Horror Picture Show Lyrics
"Sweet Transvestite"
4.0 / 5
6 reviewers
Do you like this song?
(click stars to rate)
- ★
- ★
- ★
- ★
- ★
Frank: How do you do I,
See you've met my,
Faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down
Because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman
Don't get strung out, by the way I look
Don't judge a book by it's cover
I'm not much of a man, by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
Chorus: I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie
Brad: I'm glad we caught you at home
Could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry
Janet :Right
Brad: We'll just say where we are
Then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry
Frank: Well you got caught with a flat, well how bout that
Well, babies, don't you panic
By the light of the night it'll all seem alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic
{chorus}
Frank: Why don't you stay for the night
Riff Raff: night!
Frank: Or maybe a bite
Columbia: bite!
I could show you my favourite obsession
I've been making a man
With blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my . . . tension
{chorus x2}
So- come up to the lab
And see what's on the slab
I see you shiver with antici . . . pation
But maybe the rain isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause
But not the symptom
See you've met my,
Faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down
Because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman
Don't get strung out, by the way I look
Don't judge a book by it's cover
I'm not much of a man, by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
Chorus: I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania
Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie
Brad: I'm glad we caught you at home
Could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry
Janet :Right
Brad: We'll just say where we are
Then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry
Frank: Well you got caught with a flat, well how bout that
Well, babies, don't you panic
By the light of the night it'll all seem alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic
{chorus}
Frank: Why don't you stay for the night
Riff Raff: night!
Frank: Or maybe a bite
Columbia: bite!
I could show you my favourite obsession
I've been making a man
With blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my . . . tension
{chorus x2}
So- come up to the lab
And see what's on the slab
I see you shiver with antici . . . pation
But maybe the rain isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause
But not the symptom
This song is from the album "The Rocky Horror Picture Show (25th Anniversary)".