The Presidents of the United States of America Lyrics
"Flea Versus Mite"

One feeds on yummy blood
One lives on plants and mold
One has bionic legs
One thrives in hot and cold
Mouth parts, all snarl and gnash
This war will soon begin
Invertebrate and wingless clash
Of the two of them who will win?

Flea vs. Mite
Fighting with bites
Flea vs. Mite

Two millimeters long
Five times the strength of man
Blood sucking in the day
Like a vampire with no plan
Forty seven thousand kinds
Of insects in the pitch
Jumping thirteen inches high
Till you can't tell which is which

Flea vs. Mite
Fighting with bites
Flea vs. Mite
Fighting with bites
Fight

As the signal flairs explode
And the armies both collide
From the swirling battle flow
We can hear the announcer cry

Flea vs. Mite
There's a fight in the night
Flea vs. Mite
There's a fight in the night
Flea vs. Mite
There's a fight in the night
Flea vs. Mite
There's a fight
There's a fight