The Huntingtons Lyrics
"Avi Is A Vampire"

There's this guy from West Beloit

He's such a mutton head

He wears black cloaks and eye makeup

To look like he is dead

Never thought it funny

That he hangs down in the streets

Never thought it odd

That he bites everyone he meets

I think Avi is a vampire

I think so

He had a show and called us up

To ask us if we'd play

But his band went on first

And they scared everyone away

Some people say he is for real

And others say he's full

Of junk and that your leg's

The only thing he'd ever pull

He's not your ordinary creep

He's not some crazy psycho freak

And he's not the one who

Haunts you while you sleep

Avi's just a real cool guy

That some misunderstand

'Cuz he knows God and all that stuff

Just falls in with his plan

But he just likes to get a rise

Out of the normal folks

He's just the same as you and me

Under those silly jokes