Harold B. Lyrics
"Cheats And Liars"

Boys are cheats and liars
They're such a big disgrace
They will tell you anything
To get to second base-

-ball, baseball
He thinks he's gonna score
If you let him go all the way
Then you are a whore-

-ticulturists study flowers
Geologists study rocks
The only thing a guy wants from you
Is a place to put his cock

-roaches, beetles
Butterflies, and bugs
Nothing makes him happier
Than a giant pair of jug-

-glers and acrobat
And dancing bears named Chuck
All guys really want to do is...
Forget it, no such luck!