The Fabulous Poodles Lyrics
"Bionic Man"

When I was young, I had a smash
The old man's car took quite a bash
Hit black ice at 95, they said I was lucky to be alive
Ended up in a hospital bed
At first they said, "He'd be better off dead."
But then they found some special parts
Couple of kidneys and a pumper heart

I'm a bionic man, bionic man
Oh, what a beautiful diagram
I'm am a half a machine
I'm am a somewhere between
Can you understand?
Whoa, oh a-oh

I've got a powerful system of laser beams
In one eyeball that's colored green
I've got a battery muscle and a fiber hip
I've got a mini computer with a silicon chip
I got a silver bone and a plate of gold
One dummy hand, remote controlled
I've got a plastic nose and a plastic cheek
I guess I'm just a man-made freak

I'm a bionic man, bionic man
Oh, what a beautiful diagram
I'm am a half a machine
I'm am a somewhere between
Can you understand?
Whoa, oh a-oh

Running fast as a high-speed jet
I've got a skin that feels like leatherette
I've got a nervous system made out of steel
I've got a motorized Achilles Heel
I see from here to kingdom come
I've got a diamond tooth in a platinum gum
My reflex action's out of sight
I move just like a meteorite

I'm a bionic man, bionic man
An interesting diagram
I'm a half a machine
I'm a somewhere between
Can you understand?

I'm a bionic man, bionic man
I work according to the plan
I'm a half a machine
I'm a somewhere between
Is that what I am?
Whoa oh a-oh