The Dead Milkmen Lyrics
"Ask Me to Dance"

Ask me to dance
Ask me to dance
While the room around me explodes
This is your last chance

Just 'cause I have one leg
Don't mean I can't twist
I hop along peg leg style
And you act like I don't exist

This is a dancin' song
And I don't want to dance all alone
No, I don't want to dance all alone
Said, I'm not gonna dance all alone
'Cause I feel so lonely

Ask me to dance
Ask me to dance
While the room around me explodes
This is your last chance

Through no fault of my own
I was born to this child
Portable party, wallflower girl
Now, I'm going to dance free style

This is a dancin' song and I
Don't want to dance all alone
No, I don't want to dance all alone
Said, I'm not gonna dance all alone
'Cause I feel so lonely

So ask me to dance
Ask me to dance
While the room around me explodes
This is your last chance

What's a girl to do if she only has one leg?
Well, I imagine she could join a convent

Ask me to dance
Ask me to dance
Ask me to dance, ask me to
D A N C
Dance