The Capitols Lyrics
"Cool Jerk"

Cool jerk.
Cool jerk.
Cool jerk.
Cool jerk.

We know a cat who can really do the cool jerk.
We know a cat who can really do the cool jerk.
Well, this cat they're talking about,
I wonder who could it be,
'Cause I know that I'm the heaviest cat,
The heaviest cat you ever did see.

When they see me walking down the street, (Hey, hey, hey.)
When the fellas want to speak, (Hey, hey, hey.)
On their faces they wear a silly smirk,
'Cause they know I'm the king of the cool jerk.
Whoooo!

Cool jerk.
Cool jerk.

(Cool jerk, uh huh.) Ha, ha, ha!
Look at them guys looking at me like I'm a fool.
But awww, deep down inside, they know I'm cool.
I said now, I said now the moment of truth has finally come when I have to show you some of that cool jerk.
Now give me a little bit of drums by himself there.
Now give me a little bass with those 88s.

Awww, you're cooking, baby!
Mmmm, you're smoking!
Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm!
Now everybody, I wanna hear you all.
Awww, can you do it, can you do it?
Can you do it, can you do it?
Can you do it, can you do it?
Can you do it, can you do the cool jerk?
Come on, people.
(Cool jerk.) Well.

When they see me walking down the street, (Hey, hey, hey.)
They think twice and then they speak. (Hey, hey, hey.)
On their faces they don't wear a smirk,
'Cause they know I'm the king of the cool jerk.
Whoooo!

Cool jerk.
(Cool jerk.) Come on, people.
(Cool jerk.) Can you do it now?
(Cool jerk.) Come on, people.
Can you do it, can you do it?
Can you do it, can you do it?