Ten Foot Pole Lyrics
"This Is But A Test"

i didn't notice that you cut your hair,
i didn't notice that it was blue,
i didn't notice that you pierced your tongue,
i don't recall the dress you wore the day i met you,
i almost missed your birthday once again,
your sister called me just in time,
i forgot to wipe my muddy shoes,
you get so pissed when i track around the grime,
this is but a test, this is just a trial run,
you can still push reset, trade me in for a better
one, sometimes i'm a dick i'm a rabid hockey fan,

all i can promise is i'll do the best i can,
i forgot to pick you up on time,
and i forgot to pay the bills,
i forgot to put the seat back down,
sometimes my drinking buddies take your favorite pills,
you can't say i don't bring you flowers anymore,
because i don't bring them any less,
and i don't take you to your favorite store,
cuz i don't have the money to buy your favorite dress,
but i work and i try, i'm not as big a jerk as every
other guy you ever liked, you ever knew,
once in a while i go with you to buy new shoes,
but i work andi try, i'm not quite as big a jerk as
every other guy you ever liked,
you ever knew, sometimes i break down and take you to the zoo