Television Personalities Lyrics
"Jennifer, Julie And Josaphine"

Jennifer, Julie and Josaphine all want different things
Jennifer wants a good career and comforts money brings
Julie just wants a family of her own
Three cheers for the family
To take the place of one she's never known
Josaphine lives in penthouse flat drives her open-top sports car
Her father is a millionaire he's something in cigars
Josaphine snorts her coke from a silver spoon
And wonders where her life is going to

I've met different kinds from different places
They drink in different bars with different faces
All I know is you can take three girls
And there's no two girls the same

And each one is my friend

Jennifer is a modern girl
She goes to Goldsmiths College
She's confident and self-assured
She's studying business knowledge
She knows just what she wants I'll give her credit
But she'll walk over anyone to get it

I've met different kinds from different places
They drink in different bars with different faces
All I know is you can take three girls
And there's no two girls the same
But each one is my friend