Tech N9ne Lyrics
"The Waitress"

"Hi. May I take your order?"

DWAAAAAMN! Hey, that's all I'mma say right now
I'm at a loss for words, girl, you, girl gon' take that bow.
You lookin, boy, my lady would hate this
If she knew that I was out with her but I'm trippin off the waitress.
Ooh shit, who's this?
Baby, why you do this?
I'm sittin here with another female and its supposed to be exclusive.
Beauti-fully loaded booty, hips and thighs
I want a raspberry lemonade,
baby and whatever your name is on the side.
You speak unique, beautiful teeth, I just peaked
It's makin me weak to the point I can't even eat
Cuz you give me butterflies, them butter thighs, you could be publicized
Your wonderful face,
your waist is great and its no mistake that I love them
eyes.
Never like them other guys, cuz when I want it I'm on it
The way I'm watchin you feel uncomfortable, don't it?
But I'm thinkin you should be in movies and this you need to quit
Then suddenly under my table I got a kick

I'm with my girlie but I'm lookin at the waitress
I'm at a business meeting trippin off the waitress
Can't think of eatin, man, my girl would really hate this
I'm sittin here with her but starin' at the waitress
And I like the way the waitress
(Work that, work that, that, that)
Come get your money, girl, and
(Work That, work that, that, that)
I really like the way you
(Work that, work that, that, that)
Can I get you on the phone?
(Work that, work that, that, that)
The waitress got it goin on!

Take my order anytime I come here many times
A week so she can gimme mine baby girl is plenty fine
Business meeting Capitol grill was sippin when she caught my eye
When she came over to us I said "Can I get yo numba on the fly?"
Smell like no other look like she strip undercover
Wish I could follow her home and just say thank you to her mother
Another interested brother who'd love to become your lover
Burn rubber to the spot to tell my dogs how much I dug ya
I admit I'm not gonna leave this place without gettin in your face
I'm not a disgrace so I gotta see how you taste
And I move at a puma's pace
So baby please If you find the time to get up out the weeds
I wanna make you my squeeze cuz these other chicks you superceed
I call her waitress and homie I call him server
The waiter's a bloody murder I never wanna hear no murmer no further
Cuz she's bliss I'm tryin ta get in your midst
I want you so my order you can 86

I'm with my girlie but I'm lookin at the waitress
I'm at a business meeting trippin off the waitress
Can't think of eatin, man, my girl would really hate this
I'm sittin here with her but starin' at the waitress
And I like the way the waitress
(Work that, work that, that, that)
Come get your money, girl, and
(Work That, work that, that, that)
I really like the way you
(Work that, work that, that, that)
Can I get you on the phone?
(Work that, work that, that, that)
The waitress got it goin on!

And don't be tippin' her below 20 percent she need plenty for rent
Leave her with pennies then see her vent to get money's her purpose
You don't tip, you get burgers believe hers is for tips
Meaning to wish and ensuring prompt service
I'm nervous because I'm gawkin mam's curvage I'm beyond flirtage
Us hookin up we both concerted
Where you get that smell from?
She would never tell one but she told me this she said she like me cuz
I'm well done
Now your girl lookin real real stanky, aint she?
Cuz she know you lookin at the waitress thinkin' hanky panky
Her attitude is wonderful, even got the strength to thank me
Even though she a single parent breakin her back but ain't so cranky
I had to make her my girl, now she gon' eat with me
Southern booty, man, I truly never need to flee
I'm stayin focused the waitress got me posted, but DWAMN!
Lookit that booty on the hostess!

I'm with my girlie but I'm lookin at the waitress
I'm at a business meeting trippin off the waitress
Can't think of eatin, man, my girl would really hate this
I'm sittin here with her but starin' at the waitress
And I like the way the waitress
(Work that, work that, that, that)
Come an' get your money, girl, and
(Work That, work that, that, that)
I really like the way you
(Work that, work that, that, that)
Can I get her on the phone?
(Work that, work that, that, that)
The waitress got it goin on!
(Work that, work that, that, that)
(Work that, work that, that, that)
(Work that, work that, that, that)
(Work that, work that, that, that)