Tankard Lyrics
"Wonderful Life"

Every day my life is getting worse
I'm so sick of it all
When I see myself I have to puke
All my mirrors are full

Stupid, ugly, fat as a pig
That's what I am - disgrace
No one likes me, not even me
I'm worse than slime - no good

Refrain:
Life sucks - everything is just a bloody mess
Life sucks - and I believe that it's getting worse

Mouldy sausage, maggoty bread
Is all I eat - green meat
Herpes, V.D., loosing my teeth
And all my hair - despair

Refrain:
Life sucks - everything is just a bloody mess
Life sucks - and I believe that it's getting worse

I'm just gonna stay here in my bed
Pray to god that I die
I don't ever want to live again
It's a horrible trip

Refrain:
Life sucks - everything is just a bloody mess
Life sucks - and it's getting worse