Stephen Lynch Lyrics
"If I Were Gay"

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Here we are dear old friend, you and I drunk again
Laughs have been had and tears have been shed
Maybe the whiskey's gone to my head

But if I were gay I would give you my heart
And if I were gay you'd be my work of art
And if I were gay we would swim in romance
But I'm not gay, so get your hand out of my pants

It's not that I don't care, I do
I just don't see my self in you
Another time, another scene
I'd be right behind ya, if you know what I mean

But if I were gay, I would give you my soul
And if I were gay I would give you my whole being
And if I were gay we would tear down the walls
But I'm not gay so won't you stop cupping my... Hand!

We've never hugged, we've never kissed
I've never been intimate, with your fist
You have opened brand new doors
Get over here and drop your drawers.