Splinter Lyrics
"What Is It (If You Never Ever Tried It Yourself?)"

We can do it, it's easy
We can do it, it's nice
We can do it anytime of the day
We might do it twice
Some people say that it's wrong
But I know for certain it's right
So how can you tell me if you never ever tried it yourself?

You can have it for breakfast
You can have it for tea
You can have it with the fella next door
You can have it with me
The choice is completely your own
It ain't gonna damage your health
So how can you tell me if you never ever tried it yourself?

Hey, you've got a mind of your own
Don't come around to me for advice
Take a hold of it
Hey, use your loaf a bit

You could say it's a problem
You can state it's a fact
You can pass it on anywhere
Or you can keep it intact
So don't come complaining to me
Or I'll put you back on the shelf
So how can you tell me if you never ever tried it yourself?

Hey, you've got a mind of your own
Don't come around to me for advice
Take a hold of it
Hey, use your loaf a bit

So don't come complaining to me
Or I'll put you back on the shelf
So how can you tell me if you never ever tried it yourself?

So how can you tell me if you never ever tried it?
How can you tell me if you never ever tried it?
How can you tell me if you never ever tried it yourself?