Slightly Stoopid Lyrics
"Lazermix"

pass me the lazerbeam

whoa they

comin' with some m-16

say now come again

pass me the lazerbeam

whoa then they

comin' with some m-16

i say now, lord

feel them on the right say

lord feel them on the left hand side too

and if you wan' wan' get

irie, yeah

meet me out in back

around a quarter onto two

i say now

pass me the lazerbeam

lord then they

comin' with some m-16

say now come again

pass them the lazerbeam

lord then they

comin' with some m-16

i say now

tell ya what i'm gonna do

when i wake up in jah morning

up up i rise yo' and then a i give a yawnin'

chalice in the right

i got the light up in the left hand

takin' a hit for the world

but then they feel a little righteous man

i'm ready to roll

them outta control

they come up to the window

they comin' along and they feel so fine

i say they puffin' on the indo'

they comin' in line

they comin' in time

they chant up on the mic

yes, they spend like a dime

and they feelin' so fine

they know they got to like it

say now

pass me the lazerbeam

lord then they

comin' with some m-16

say now come again

pass me the lazerbeam

lord then they

comin' with some m-16

yeah, say, lord

feel them on the right

lord feel them on the left hand side too

and if you wan' wan' get

irie, yeah

meet around the back

around a quarter to onto two

i say now

pass me the lazerbeam

comin with the

m-16

ramble...

budda a boom bye bye in a batty boy yeah

rude boy no forget him not the man the natty dread

boom bye bye in a batty boy yeah

rude boy no forget him not the man them natty dread

say this is not no bargain

they say this is not no deal

burn him up bad like an ol' tire will

i say now this is not no bargain

they say this is not no deal

burn him up bad like an ol' tire will

woman is the prettiest thing put on the land

put on the land now me say put on the land

i say now

woman is the prettiest thing put on the land

put on the land i say now put up on the land

but love is always alright

oh jah love

oh jah love

i say now

come an get some lovin'

in the early mornin' time

budda bye bye wantche batty boy head

but a rude boy not promote the nasty man an' wan' forget

budda bye bye wantche batty boy head

but a rude boy not promote the nasty man an' wan' forget

say this is not a bargain

they say this is not no deal

but a wicked man come tellin' me thatcha

is in love for real

this is not a bargain

yes and this is not a deal

yes i'm forgetting that

your in love for real

say woman is the greatest thing jah

put on the land

put on the land

me never use me left hand

woman is the greatest thing jah

put on the land

put on the land

me never use me left hand

but love is always alright

but you live just a little bit more

but love is always alright

but then you live just a little bit more

(also: kyle s.l.o. 2-23-02)

woman is the prettiest thing put up on the land

put up on the land now say now put up on the land

i say now

woman is the prettiest thing put on this land

put up on the land i say now put up on the land

i say now

girls and guns

both of them the same

one lick your body

and the other lick you brain

come again say

girls and guns

the two of them the same

one lick your body

and the other lick you brain

i say now

pass me the

pass it now

light up a spliff

i say now light up a spliff

i say now light up a spliff....