Shock Treatment Lyrics
"Bitchin' In The Kitchen"

(Brad Majors)
Dear blender,
won't you help a first offender?
Oh toaster,
don't you put the burn on me.
Refrigerator,
why are we always sooner or later?
Bitchin' in the kitchen
or cryin' in the bedroom all night

Dear knife drawer,
now won't you help me to face life more?
Oh trash can,
don't you put the dirt on me.
Oh perculator,
why are we always sooner or later?
Bitchin' in the kitchen
or cryin' in the bedroom all night.

(Janet Majors)
Everything used to be OK
But its been bad
And Brad
I'm glad to say
is on his way.

Micro digital awaker,
why are we always sooner or later?
Bitchin' in the kitchen
or cryin ni the bedroom all night.

Shower curtain,
could you help me be for certain?
Oh toothpaste,
don't you put the squeeze on me.
Defilitator,
why are we always sooner or later?
Bitchin' in the kitchen
or cryin ni the bedroom all night.

(TV SHOW)

(Janet)
Tell me spectator,
why are we always sooner or later?
Bitchin' in the kitchen
or cryin ni the bedroom all night.