Screeching Weasel Lyrics
"The Last Janelle"

you dopes are all the same and that's why i'm so ashamed
to be a part of what might be called the punk rock
community you take things way too seriously or else
you take them too lightly post messages on aol but
don't you dare fuck with janelle she's everything that
you are not she's not a girl,
she is a thought she's an idea or an ideal that you
won't ever get so go play with your make believe internet
friends she's on a greyhound bus i ate a hairy coconut
i think i might have diverticulitis is there too much
beer inside us ugly riot girls saying i don't know
shit - it hurts to know you care enough to send the
very shittiest, so gentlemen and ladies have a seat
and allow me to repeat that your stupid on-line world
and your stupid comments may well be justification
for a beating where applicable not valid in vermont
void where prohibited and shut your fucking mouth don't
go to easter isle and overpopulate you'll destroy god's
spaceship earth dilute dilute ok