Screeching Weasel Lyrics
"I Wanna Be A Homosexual"

I got a little lisp
and I been working on my limp wrist
See women are a drag
and I think I wanna be a fagot man
A mincing ninny,
prancing fairy,
mary little queen
A Bruce LaBruce wet dream,
a nancy boy with wings

I wanna be, i wanna be a homosexual
i wanna be, wanna be a homosexual
i wanna be, wanna be a homosexual
i wanna be

Shock the middle class
take it up your punk rock ass
You rub your little thing
when you see phony dykes in Penthouse magazine
So what's the difference,
Mr. Cream Rinse,
you just need a man
A beefy leather fag
to take you out in drag, oh yeah

I wanna be, i wanna be a homosexual
i wanna be, wanna be a homosexual
i wanna be, wanna be a homosexual
i wanna be

Call me a faget
call me a butt loving fudge packing queer
but I don't care cause it's the straight in straight edge
That makes me wanna drink a beer,
And be a pansy
and be a homo

Shock the middle class
take it up your punk rock ass
You rub your puny thing
when you see studs with tight jeans pass you on the street
Who wears short shorts
you wear short shorts
you're so full of shit
Why don't you admit
you don't have the balls to be a queer

I wanna be, i wanna be a homosexual
i wanna be, wanna be a homosexual
i wanna be, wanna be a homosexual
i wanna be.. a homosexual