Screeching Weasel Lyrics
"Count To Three"

i've had it with you and your friends i got eyes in
the back of my head get the fuck away from me or i'll
put you right over my knee count to three i'll ruin
all your fun count to three and then you better run
count to three i've had it up to here count to three
i'm gonna count to one two three you better disappear
i'm twice the man you'll ever be i got two brass balls
to prove it baby i've been stylin' since you wore short
pants now i'm taking names and kicking ass count to
three i'll fuck up your good time count to three and
listen to you whine count to three it's past your bedtime
dude count to three i'm gonna count to one two three
and then you better move count to three i've had it
up to here count to three you better disappear count
to three i'll fuck up all your fun count to three and now you better run