Screeching Weasel Lyrics
"Compact Disc"

that thing you're listening to is called a compact
disc it's method of conveying sound it's square outside
inside it's round that thing you're listening to is
a digitally accurate reading of the numbers that make
up different sounds in fact it's the most technologically
advanced sound reproduction known to man at least in
the commercially viable sense that thing you're listening
to is called a compact disc every subtle nuance of
a time is made available to you that thing you're listening
to is a high tech dream come true technically it works
with laser beams yet you can learn to use it easily
throw your scratched, dusty records in the trash it's
time to move out of the past in the profit analysis
sense that thing you're listening to is called a waste
of time an inferior and overpriced product of an underactive
mind that thing you're listening to is a multi-flawed
industry scam dewvoid of any thought or heat at all
it's the antithesis of rock and roll but no one cares
that a record sounds better cause you just can't buy
them so it just doesn't matter at all and that's common sense