Schoolhouse Rock feat. Jack Sheldon Lyrics
"Conjunction Junction"

Conjunction Junction, whats your function?
Hooking up words and phrases and clauses
Conjunction Junction, hows that function?
I've got three favorite cars that get most of my job done
Conjunction Junction, what's their function?
I got and, but and or, that'll get you pretty far
And, that's an additive
Like this and that
But..that's sort of the opposite
Not this, but that
and then there's or..o-r
When you have a choice like this or that
And but and or, get you pretty far

Conjunction Junction what's your function?
Hooking up two boxcars and making them run right
Milk and Honey, Bread and Butter, Peas and Rice (hey that's nice)
Dirty but happy, digging and scratching, losing your shoe
and a button or two
He's poor but honest, sad but true...boohooo hooo

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up two cars to one when you say something like this choice.
Either now or later...or no choice
Neither now nor ever..(hey that's clever)
Eat this or that
Grow thin or fat
Never mind I wouldn't do that i'm fat enough now

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up phrases and clauses that balance like
Out of the frying pan and into the fire
He cut lose the sandbag but the balloon wouldn't go any higher.
Let's go up to the mountains or down to the seas.
you should always say thank you or at least say please....

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
hooking up words and phrases and clauses and complex sentences like..
In the mornings when I'm usually wide awake
I love to take a walk through the gardens and down by the lake
where I often see a duck and a drake
And, I wonder as I walk by just what they'd say, if they could speak?
Although, I know, that's an absurd thought

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up cars and making em function
Conjunction Junction, how's that function?
I like tying up words and phrases and clauses
Conjunction Junction, watch that function.
I'm going to get you there if you're very careful
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
I'm going to get you there if you're very careful
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
I'm going to get you there if you're very careful....